Claude says:Europop caught you once in the summer of 2012—that glossy, relentless Italo-dance machine that soundtracked a whole continent's turn-of-the-millennium fever dream. One play of "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" and you know why this thing became inescapable: Eiffel 65 built a sound so synthetic and insistent it practically rewrote what pop could be at 1999's tail end.